HMS is not enjoying our downmarket calendar girls this year and none are more downmarket than former lap dancer Nancy Sorrell, the, er, face of suburban slappers favourite Ann Summers. Looking engagingly like a seventies Dutch prostitute in this rather nasty photo the thing that is really ghastly about her, however, is that she is married to blobby so-called comedian Vic Reeves.
Nevertheless we think she looks pretty toned in this picture for someone in her mid-thirties. Far too "hard-faced" for Agent DVD, though! We are prepared to acknowledge a good pair of legs, however.
