It was Agent DVD's birthday recently and not knowing what to get the man who has everything I settled on a book called Burlesque and the Art of the Teese by Dita von Teese who has, over the last decade, successfully rehabilitated old fashioned striptease into a Sunday supplement friendly cabaret turn.
More cocktails should come with miniature girls.
Agent DVD had expressed admiration for Ms Teese in the past so we were delighted to find him something he did not have for his birthday.
I had not seen Ms Teese in action but after some research on the internet, and seeing Ms Teese's performances, Agent Triple P considers that any girl who strips off and then splashes around in a giant Martini glass whilst squeezing water all over herself with a giant sponge-rubber olive is a very good thing indeed.