
Well, what else is there to do when one is stuck in Mexico City with free wireless internet?
Look at the Hobbit name generator, of course!
So Agent Triple P is Mungo Grubb of Little Delving, Agent DVD is Todo Burrows, HMS is Olo Boffin of Whitfurrows and J is Estella Hardbottle.
Someone in California has too much time on their hands!