As we have two calendars on the go, now is a good time to look at my alternate Miss January, Rihanna.
Agent DVD had not heard of this Barbadian pop-poppet which just shows what an seriously unhip cat he is.
Her single, Umbrella (or Um-ber-ella as she, oddly, pronounced it) was number one in the UK for 9 weeks (inexplicably, we have to say).
Robyn Rihanna Fenty, to giver her her full name, is still only nineteen but seems quite happy to pose in minimal amounts of clothing.
Recent rumouirs have indicated that she is in a relationship with her assistant.
Nothing unusual in that, except her assistant is a lady called Melissa, pictured with her here.
This sort of thing does not go down very well in America. However Agent Triple P hopes they are very happy together.
Hopefully, happy enough that they settle down and Rihanna stops her ghastly caterwauling.
