Agent Triple P was disappointed by news of Cheryl Cole's (of Girls Aloud) break-up with her footballer husband Ashley this week. Not because we are concerned about her, or his, marital state but because we have discovered that the lovely Cheryl is a near neighbour (less than 400 yards) and as a result of the split (caused by the moronic Ashley straying with no less than three bimbos) she will not be gracing the neighbourhood. Shame on you Ashley; you must be insane!
