Agent Triple P had never heard of Rachel Bilson until this morning when we see that she is in the new, universally panned, film "Jumpers".
A quick bit of research shows that she triumphantly passes the "does she look good in a vest test?"
The 26 year old Californian came to fame in teen-drama The OC which, we are glad to report, we have never seen. Agent Triple P has actually spent some time in Orange County, on several occasions, and can report that he never saw anyone who looked remotely like this. Mostly the population seemed to be made up of Mexicans and so the women were, as usual, short, squat and unattractive. Which are not things you could say about Rachel. Splendid!
